Thursday, February 14, 2013

Valentines Day

In the morning, Roderick discovers a dozen Valentines pushed under his door.

There's a nice one from Molly: 'Dear Roderick, Happy Valentines Day. Love, Molly.' Roderick likes that one. Short, sweet and to the point. Like Molly, except she is not short.

There are several others that demonstrate various degrees of eroticism, including one in a scented envelope addressed to 'Mr. Darcy'. Roderick chuckles. "Guess who sent this one," he says to nobody in particular.

There's one from Emily Scharf. He slits it open and discovers a picture of Emily's buttocks and lady parts, the result of Emily sitting on a Xerox machine with no underwear. Gosh, he thinks. Emily sure is aggressive.