Friday, ten o'clock in the evening: it's time for Miss Agassiz to do room check at the Hilton Garden in Lake City.
Roderick answers her knock at Room 301. He's in his pajamas. Behind him, in the Queen-sized bed, Miss Agassiz can see Molly cuddled under the covers.
"Everything okay here?" queries Miss Agassiz.
"Yep" says Roderick. Miss Agassiz checks two boxes on her clipboard and departs. When the door slams shut, Roderick sheds his pajamas and joins Molly.
Across the hall, in Room 302, Miss Agassiz checks on Henry and Natasha. Henry answers her knock. "She's in the bathroom", he says, when Miss Agassiz wonders about Natasha's whereabouts.
Miss Agassiz hears the sound of puking, and checks two boxes. "Miserable KulturPunks" she mutters, as Henry slams the door.
Room 303: Betsy Flapper's entourage. Betsy has occupied the bed, while members of her entourage sleep on the floor. Miss Agassiz counts heads and moves on.
The next room is 304, occupied by Donny Clapper and his entourage; they have converted it to a total party hell-hole, complete with wrecked furniture and vomit everywhere. Donny answers the door. "Everything okay here?" asks Miss Agassiz.
Donny leans close and whispers: "Sure, Renee, baby, come on in so me and my buddies can satisfy your latent need for group sex."
Miss Agassiz grabs Donny by the hair and forces him to kneel. "Kiss my boot, worm!"
"Hey, I was only kidding! Ow!", protests Donny.
"Kiss my boot." Donny does so. She releases him. "And it's Mistress Rene to you, worm." She counts heads and leaves.
Donny rubs his head and mutters to his entourage: "See, I told you she would like it."
Megan Cupcake rooms with Bibi in Room 305. Miss Agassiz knocks. Bibi answers, nude, and invites her inside with a gesture. "You like ze sex viz ze girls, ya?"
Miss Agassiz pauses. It's tempting, but she has plans this evening. "Where's Cupcake?"
Bibi gestures to the bathroom. Miss Agassiz can hear gargling. Bibi whispers: "ve chust had ze, you know, ze sex viz ze mouths". Miss Agassiz nods, checks two boxes and moves on.
Everything is okay in the next several rooms.
Room 319. Miss Agassiz checks her roster: it's the nerd and the slut. She knocks. No response. She listens at the door, and hears thumping and rustling. She checks two boxes and moves on.
Martha Blick answers at Room 320. She wears a flannel nightgown that covers her body from neck to ankle. Miss Agassiz inquires about Jock's wherabouts. "He's in there". Martha gestures nervously toward the bathroom. "Miss Agassiz, can I stay with you tonight? I'm so afraid he's going to rape me".
Miss Agassiz shakes her head. "Sorry, no room. And stop whining. He's not likely to rape you, and if he does just relax, it won't hurt so much."
At this moment, Jock strides naked from the bathroom. "Hey, ladies, you like ze penis, ya?" He points to his ample endowment. Martha cringes. Miss Agassiz checks two boxes and slams the door.
Finally, she thinks, inserting the key into the lock of her own room and entering. Dirk Feelgood, her chosen roommate, rises to meet her. She embraces him; they share a passionate kiss. She looks at him, fingering his ample chest. "And how is the teacher's pet this evening?"
Dirk places his left hand on her right shoulder and holds her at arms length. "I was thinking...", he murmurs, pushing her backwards toward the large bed, "...of a little role reversal this evening". And as the clock approached midnight, Mistress Rene was transformed into a helpless love slave.
